Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Sticks and Stones

Is this not an absolutely delightful collection of appellations?

"We have achieved ANOTHER victory in our fight against liberals/socialism/marxism. Let it be known now that the Gunny is predicting a victory for Brown in Massachusetts but whether he wins or loses is heedless of the bigger picture. The seat that Ted DRUNKennedy sat his fat arse in for 40+ years, working towards his liberal utopia of a bottle of cutty sark in every liquor cabinet is being taken away from the libstains by a Republican! The Gunny had to LHMFGDAO this weekend when Martha, or Marcia, as DUI-king Patrick DRUNKennedy calls her, actually WHINED about Scott Brown distorting her record! He was actually exposing her extreme malfeasance and incompetence but only a libturd would call that a foul! Hey Marcia, how many lawyers did Zero Obumbler send to Wasilla?

The Lapdog Media is spinning around faster than Bonnie Fwank at a SF bathhouse! One of the bobbleheads on PMSNBC cried out that it was a CRISIS!

Lib sissyboy George Stephanopoulos, who cried like a little girl when Zero Obummer got selected, called this loss "a Shakespearean tragedy!"

Drunken bum Judy Woodruff mewled that it was a "tragedy of Greek proportions."

Olberfreak cried: "In Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees."

And bloated windbag Ed Schultz from PMSNBC revealed the basic liberal tactic when he screeched: "I tell you what, if I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times. I don't know if they'd let me or not, but I'd try to. Yeah, that's right, I'd cheat to keep these b***ards out. I would. 'Cause that's exactly what they are."

The Gunny wonders if the libstains STILL want this idiot to run for office. If not, Herr Sturmbannfuerher Schultz can always run for President... of ACORN or the SEIU. His mindset is perfect there."

1 comment:

matthew archbold said...

You had me at Bawney Fwank.